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johnny english really destroyed all movie logic
the funniest part is that he’s not even running
Mr Bean as a Persistence Predator
(via entraptasboobwindow)
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HEy! you know that tumblr post of “Brutus! Put the dress on! You’re going undercover!” That’s Brutus. And That is the dress.
RESPECTFULLY
(via anarcho-neptunism)
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kind of a milf. reblog
hello?
(via blazing-spectre)
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Falin with Laois hair: Cute pixie cut!
Laios with Falin hair: HEEEEEEYEEEHYEEEHYEHYEH
(via neef-breeks)
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It’s time
NUMBER ONE BABY!!
(via littleguysdaily)
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Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies
(via spectrealenko)
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Important Milestone
ALTThe song about how nobody likes you when you’re 23 turns 23 today
I really don’t like this song all of a sudden
(via dumbbitchawards)
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
- torture getting reliable information out of people
- knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
- jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
- calling the police to deescalate a situation
- rafting your way off a desert island
- correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
- effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
- ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
- heterosexual cowboy
This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can’t.
(via doubleca5t)
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>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
(via demimonde-semigoddess)
28 - Virgo - she/they/he - no gender made against me with ill intent shall succeed - knives are just fidget spinners with more uses
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